If I were to tell you that Xbox Live Arcade would see the release of Double Dragon II: The Revenge, you’d probably be happy.

If I were to tell you that the game is a remake and not a re-release, you’d probably raise an eyebrow.

But if I were to tell you that the game is being remade with all new visuals, gameplay, 3D and is being developed by a Korean MMO company… You’d likely cut your own head off and set it rolling down the street. Well unfortunately, that seems to be exactly what is happening. And don’t get me wrong – I’m all for reimagining and the like (IF it’s handled correctly), but when you look at the gameplay footage below, you’ll probably be saying, “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?”

Indeed, things look so bad when checking out this trailer from developer Barunson Interactive, that you’re not even sure where to begin. Do you start with the name of the game? The fact that Marian is a playable character? The fact that Marian has boob physics? The fact that there’s apparently no grabs? No super knee!? Or how about this-

It’ll cost 1200 MS Points.